this just has baby written all over it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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