I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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