you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Let's paint friendship bongs
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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