Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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