How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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