I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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