i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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