escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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