We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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