what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
