Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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