so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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