I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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