I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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