Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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