please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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