It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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