The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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