So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There r osticjed everywhere
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
How does it feel to date your dad?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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