I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
i think i just lost a toe
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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