My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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