it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
