wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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