Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
