we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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