i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So. Much. Porn.
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