"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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