Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
its not stalking. its research.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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