he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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