the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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