I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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