your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
4 words: hood of his car
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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