So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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