We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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