So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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