Dual....:-)
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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