I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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