He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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