Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.