i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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