gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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