I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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