capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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