do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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