Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
she woke up with a sticky ear
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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