we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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