remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We are two peas in an std pod
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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