Who did Billy Mays play for?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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