Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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