but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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