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so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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