Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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