But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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