it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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