Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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