Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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